Chad turns 1/2

Mark really dislikes the term "half-birthday," but suffice it to say, Chad is very celebratory of his six months of health and happiness.

C. Johnson may rescind trade demand; may not.

The artist currently known as "Ocho Cinco" has not yet reconsidered his demand to be shipped out of Cincy. His mother/agent is open for a move to the Cowboys based solely on potential pant/jersey coordination that is much more conducive to his current wardrobe. His father/advisor would rather Chad's agent purchase a new pair of pants instead.